Fudwipaf is a god.

It takes the form of a very large, deceitful horse.

Fudwipaf created the planet Jupiter three billion years ago.

If you believe in Fudwipaf, it will grant your every wish.

If you do not believe in Fudwipaf, it will try to impress you with rainbows.

Fudwipaf's most sacred site is Monong in Botswana.

Fudwipaf's Holy Commandments

1. Respect rivers and do not attempt to bridge them.

2. Never hurt frogs.

3. Never think about cell theory.

4. Do not wear platinum on your body.

5. Hide if four horses approach from the south.