Rotdablig is a god.

She takes the form of an extremely fat, emotional ant.

Rotdablig created a photon nine thousand years ago.

If you believe in Rotdablig, she will grant you five wishes.

If you do not believe in Rotdablig, she will turn you into a snail.

Rotdablig's most sacred site is Shengyou in China.

Rotdablig's Holy Commandments

1. Never jump near tapirs.

2. Do not listen to heathen tongues.

3. Respect your elders.

4. You must love Rotdablig.

5. Treat sacred texts with the utmost of respect.