Zigbodgov is a god.

It takes the form of a very fat, narcissistic crocodile.

Zigbodgov created time and space three billion years ago.

If you believe in Zigbodgov, it will give you great power.

If you do not believe in Zigbodgov, it will denounce you as a heretic.

Zigbodgov's most sacred site is Hondarribia in Spain.

Zigbodgov's Holy Commandments

1. Never go into violet rooms.

2. Never eat bark.

3. Never talk about the weak nuclear force.

4. Never mention aardvarks.

5. Zigbodgov loves gulls, so they must be respected.