Laglogflag is a god.

She takes the form of a chunky, irritating meerkat.

Laglogflag created the world five trillion years ago.

If you believe in Laglogflag, she will look on you favourably.

If you do not believe in Laglogflag, she will destroy your home solar system.

Laglogflag's most sacred site is Daren in Wales.

Laglogflag's Holy Commandments

1. Worship no other gods but Laglogflag.

2. You must never eat cherries.

3. Always stare at clouds.

4. Never mention tortoises.

5. Always take life seriously.