Nigniblik is a god.

He takes the form of a large, humorless cat.

Nigniblik created a strange quark three trillion years ago.

If you believe in Nigniblik, he will grant all your wishes.

If you do not believe in Nigniblik, he will sneak up behind you and tap you on the back.

Nigniblik's most sacred site is Manna in Greece.

Nigniblik's Holy Commandments

1. Never write about the strong nuclear force.

2. Always look both ways before crossing roads.

3. Always look after injured capybaras.

4. Never talk about asteroids.

5. Do not chop down trees.