Gednilpark is a god.

She takes the form of a five thousand metre long, selfish bat.

Gednilpark created the solar system two thousand years ago.

If you believe in Gednilpark, she will visit you to thank you.

If you do not believe in Gednilpark, she will have a low opinion of you.

Gednilpark's most sacred site is Katteri in India.

Gednilpark's Holy Commandments

1. Do not hurt mice.

2. Your children must be taught to worship Gednilpark.

3. Never talk about the weak nuclear force.

4. Do not covet oxen.

5. Do not drink alcohol.