Bosslargsakmilbemdab is a god.

He takes the form of an extremely large, humorless ant.

Bosslargsakmilbemdab created the world two million years ago.

If you believe in Bosslargsakmilbemdab, he will make you lucky.

If you do not believe in Bosslargsakmilbemdab, he will ignore you.

Bosslargsakmilbemdab's most sacred site is Iskmo in Finland.

Bosslargsakmilbemdab's Holy Commandments

1. Look mercifully on unfortunate cats.

2. Never skip in holy places.

3. Never mention bats.

4. Never eat green fruit.

5. Do not take Bosslargsakmilbemdab's name in vain.