Cebflanquartcuddadbim is a god.

She takes the form of a gargantuan, resourceful eagle.

Cebflanquartcuddadbim created the Large Magellanic Cloud eight quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Cebflanquartcuddadbim, she will grant your every wish.

If you do not believe in Cebflanquartcuddadbim, she will send minions to preach to you.

Cebflanquartcuddadbim's most sacred site is Dommerby in Denmark.

Cebflanquartcuddadbim's Holy Commandments

1. Do not make images of living things.

2. Put Cebflanquartcuddadbim first in all things.

3. You must pray to Cebflanquartcuddadbim five times a day.

4. Worship no other gods but Cebflanquartcuddadbim.

5. Always look after injured birds.