Paslarpced is a god.

It takes the form of a seven hundred metre long, selfish crab.

Paslarpced created life four years ago.

If you believe in Paslarpced, it will smite all your enemies.

If you do not believe in Paslarpced, it will be very sad.

Paslarpced's most sacred site is Inshas in Egypt.

Paslarpced's Holy Commandments

1. Never write about moons.

2. Never think about black holes.

3. Never hurt mice.

4. Permit no heathen within the settlement walls.

5. Always make sure there are no aardvarks in a room before entering it.