Cebhassinvil Bugpompogarm is a god.

She takes the form of a four hundred metre long, dishonourable lion.

Cebhassinvil Bugpompogarm created time and space seven thousand years ago.

If you believe in Cebhassinvil Bugpompogarm, she will ignore you.

If you do not believe in Cebhassinvil Bugpompogarm, she will send two she bears to sort you out.

Cebhassinvil Bugpompogarm's most sacred site is Ylike in Finland.

Cebhassinvil Bugpompogarm's Holy Commandments

1. Do not listen to music.

2. Run away if seven turtles approach from the east.

3. Always look after injured bats.

4. Cebhassinvil Bugpompogarm must be the most important thing in your life.

5. You must pray to Cebhassinvil Bugpompogarm nine times a day.