Quartmutdag is a god.

He takes the form of a three hundred metre long, fast gnu.

Quartmutdag created dark matter five thousand years ago.

If you believe in Quartmutdag, he will celebrate by creating some universes.

If you do not believe in Quartmutdag, he will turn you into a goat.

Quartmutdag's most sacred site is Cudillero in Spain.

Quartmutdag's Holy Commandments

1. Feed all hungry tortoises.

2. Do not speak about apples.

3. Always help pigs.

4. Do not make images of living things.

5. Do not wear black clothing.