Negdibnab is a god.

She takes the form of a heavy, ruthless parrot.

Negdibnab created the Sunflower Galaxy nine million years ago.

If you believe in Negdibnab, she will be shocked.

If you do not believe in Negdibnab, she will ignore you.

Negdibnab's most sacred site is Meidrim in Wales.

Negdibnab's Holy Commandments

1. Always prostrate yourself in the presence of your elders.

2. Never write about the weak nuclear force.

3. Never go into fawn rooms.

4. Always make sure there are no birds in a room before entering it.

5. Never feed lentils to hamsters while wearing indigo rings.