Rawjabpop is a god.

He takes the form of a seven thousand metre long, contented weasel.

Rawjabpop created a charm quark three quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Rawjabpop, he will give you a massive pile of rare-earth elements.

If you do not believe in Rawjabpop, he will turn you into a dog.

Rawjabpop's most sacred site is Sanabo in Egypt.

Rawjabpop's Holy Commandments

1. Erect seven zinc sculptures of Rawjabpop on top of important buildings.

2. Do not drink alcohol.

3. Never think about galaxies.

4. Your grandchildren must be taught to worship Rawjabpop.

5. Respect rivers and do not attempt to bridge them.