Nibmisgan is a god.

It takes the form of an eight thousand metre long, amazing snake.

Nibmisgan created energy four trillion years ago.

If you believe in Nibmisgan, it will give you a massive pile of rare-earth elements.

If you do not believe in Nibmisgan, it will remove you from existence.

Nibmisgan's most sacred site is Temmes in Finland.

Nibmisgan's Holy Commandments

1. Doors are unholy and should not be erected.

2. Never sit near squirrels.

3. Never talk about the weak nuclear force.

4. Never go into mauve rooms.

5. Do not drink water in green rooms.