Fenkopyat is a god.

He takes the form of a seven thousand metre long, confident otter.

Fenkopyat created light two trillion years ago.

If you believe in Fenkopyat, he will grant you three wishes.

If you do not believe in Fenkopyat, he will throw large rocks at you.

Fenkopyat's most sacred site is Yerakini in Greece.

Fenkopyat's Holy Commandments

1. Respect your elders.

2. Never write about the strong nuclear force.

3. Never think ill of sick otters.

4. Always prostrate yourself in the presence of your elders.

5. Do not drink alcohol.