Fedmetyar is a god.

It takes the form of a six thousand metre long, unsympathetic goose.

Fedmetyar created the planet Mars four years ago.

If you believe in Fedmetyar, it will ignore you.

If you do not believe in Fedmetyar, it will turn you into a blue tit.

Fedmetyar's most sacred site is Cudillero in Spain.

Fedmetyar's Holy Commandments

1. Always obey Fedmetyar's priests.

2. Never skip in holy places.

3. Always make sure there are no foxes in a building before entering it.

4. Never look at stars.

5. Never pour water over plants.