Himcambid is a god.

It takes the form of a very fat, grumpy slug.

Himcambid created the planet Earth seven thousand years ago.

If you believe in Himcambid, it will not care.

If you do not believe in Himcambid, it will name a particularly small and pointless comet after you.

Himcambid's most sacred site is Nanjie in China.

Himcambid's Holy Commandments

1. Do not drink water in orange rooms.

2. Always make sure there are no voles in a building before entering it.

3. Respect your elders.

4. Never talk about planets.

5. Never talk about gravity.