Carbotpiggombodfobfodsug is a god.

She takes the form of a six hundred metre long, unthinking goblin.

Carbotpiggombodfobfodsug created the Milkyway four years ago.

If you believe in Carbotpiggombodfobfodsug, she will approve.

If you do not believe in Carbotpiggombodfobfodsug, she will turn you into a sparrow.

Carbotpiggombodfobfodsug's most sacred site is Gorbio in France.

Carbotpiggombodfobfodsug's Holy Commandments

1. Never paint your feet turquoise.

2. Never write about the inheritance of acquired characteristics.

3. Do not make images of living things.

4. Walk at least six thousand metres per day.

5. Do not speak about lemons.