Lopnangom is a god.

It takes the form of a blubbery, dishonourable badger.

Lopnangom created water five thousand years ago.

If you believe in Lopnangom, it will celebrate by creating some galaxies.

If you do not believe in Lopnangom, it will try to impress you with rainbows.

Lopnangom's most sacred site is Zhelaizhai in China.

Lopnangom's Holy Commandments

1. Never eat tomatoes.

2. Do not shave your arms.

3. You must never eat carrots.

4. Never eat green fruit.

5. Lopnangom loves doves, so they must be honoured.