Bunabhot Jenjapgun is a god.

She takes the form of a five hundred metre long, all-knowing wyrm.

Bunabhot Jenjapgun created an atom eight million years ago.

If you believe in Bunabhot Jenjapgun, she will look favourably on your prayers.

If you do not believe in Bunabhot Jenjapgun, she will turn you into a snail.

Bunabhot Jenjapgun's most sacred site is Randers in Denmark.

Bunabhot Jenjapgun's Holy Commandments

1. Pray towards the east.

2. Never talk about cell theory.

3. Never look at galaxies.

4. Never talk about moons.

5. Foxes are not to be trusted.