Tipwabbad is a god.

He takes the form of a nine thousand metre long, self-confident finch.

Tipwabbad created the Whirlpool Galaxy four million years ago.

If you believe in Tipwabbad, he will ignore you.

If you do not believe in Tipwabbad, he will turn you into a slug.

Tipwabbad's most sacred site is Snapp in Sweden.

Tipwabbad's Holy Commandments

1. Always prostrate yourself in the presence of your elders.

2. Do not fashion models of living things.

3. You must pray to Tipwabbad six times a day.

4. Cats are unholy and should not be approached.

5. Never talk about nebulae.