Latflowsand is a god.

She takes the form of a very heavy, unthoughtful hare.

Latflowsand created gold nine quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Latflowsand, she will look after you all your life.

If you do not believe in Latflowsand, she will not care at all.

Latflowsand's most sacred site is Cudillero in Spain.

Latflowsand's Holy Commandments

1. Do not chop down trees.

2. Always help porpoises in need.

3. Always obey Latflowsand's priests.

4. Always pray in complete darkness.

5. Never write about horizontal gene transfer.