Ripdotbass Pidfidjip Tiftonwikzen is a god.

It takes the form of an one thousand metre long, sage mink.

Ripdotbass Pidfidjip Tiftonwikzen created the Virgo Supercluster three billion years ago.

If you believe in Ripdotbass Pidfidjip Tiftonwikzen, it will look after your home planet.

If you do not believe in Ripdotbass Pidfidjip Tiftonwikzen, it will name a particularly small and pointless asteroid after you.

Ripdotbass Pidfidjip Tiftonwikzen's most sacred site is Syndendro in Greece.

Ripdotbass Pidfidjip Tiftonwikzen's Holy Commandments

1. Do not chop down trees.

2. Do not drink alcohol.

3. Never talk about the strong nuclear force.

4. Never skip in holy places.

5. Never pour water over plants.