Ladbamkar is a god.

It takes the form of a nine thousand metre long, egotistical goat.

Ladbamkar created a photon nine quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Ladbamkar, it will celebrate by creating some planets.

If you do not believe in Ladbamkar, it will turn you into a goat.

Ladbamkar's most sacred site is Hobeck in Germany.

Ladbamkar's Holy Commandments

1. Never pour water over plants.

2. You must never eat bananas.

3. Always pray immersed in water.

4. Always look both ways before crossing roads.

5. Never skip in the presence of seals.