Vadboss is a god.

He takes the form of a fat, unthoughtful whale.

Vadboss created tapeworms four million years ago.

If you believe in Vadboss, he will ignore you forever.

If you do not believe in Vadboss, he will turn you into a rock.

Vadboss' most sacred site is Kottucherry in India.

Vadboss' Holy Commandments

1. Permit no heathen within the settlement walls.

2. Do not commit murder.

3. Never wear corsets.

4. Radishes are unclean and should not be eaten.

5. Treat sacred texts with the utmost of respect.