Ratwoddit is a god.

It takes the form of a minute, intelligent cobra.

Ratwoddit created the Whirlpool Galaxy two million years ago.

If you believe in Ratwoddit, it will make you immortal.

If you do not believe in Ratwoddit, it will jump up and down fuming with anger.

Ratwoddit's most sacred site is Snipp in Sweden.

Ratwoddit's Holy Commandments

1. Hide if eight snakes approach from the south.

2. Do not eat rice.

3. Always look after injured aardvarks.

4. Cucumbers are unclean and must never pass your lips.

5. Erect six nickel sculptures of Ratwoddit on top of important buildings.