Busnigpin is a god.

It takes the form of a four hundred metre long, clever cat.

Busnigpin created the Andromeda Galaxy six trillion years ago.

If you believe in Busnigpin, it will give you a free moon.

If you do not believe in Busnigpin, it will turn you into a blue tit.

Busnigpin's most sacred site is Temmes in Finland.

Busnigpin's Holy Commandments

1. Feed all hungry dolphins.

2. Do not drink alcohol.

3. Never write about the inheritance of acquired characteristics.

4. Radishes are unclean and should not be eaten.

5. Never talk about gravity.