Bellgondanbutkimbimlakkop is a god.

It takes the form of a giant, omnipotent lion.

Bellgondanbutkimbimlakkop created a quark three thousand years ago.

If you believe in Bellgondanbutkimbimlakkop, it will celebrate by creating some universes.

If you do not believe in Bellgondanbutkimbimlakkop, it will destroy your home galaxy.

Bellgondanbutkimbimlakkop's most sacred site is Xtul in Mexico.

Bellgondanbutkimbimlakkop's Holy Commandments

1. Always help whales.

2. Do not take Bellgondanbutkimbimlakkop's name in vain.

3. Feed all hungry cats.

4. Hide if seven voles approach from the south.

5. Do not drink from vessels made of platinum.