Pighubgam is a god.

He takes the form of a heavy, capable dolphin.

Pighubgam created the universe three quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Pighubgam, he will look after you all your life.

If you do not believe in Pighubgam, he will remove you from existence.

Pighubgam's most sacred site is Nanjie in China.

Pighubgam's Holy Commandments

1. You must never eat cherries.

2. Worship no other gods but Pighubgam.

3. Do not imbibe mustard, for it is unholy.

4. Treat sacred texts with the utmost of respect.

5. Radishes are unclean and should not be eaten.