Jamkanfoss is a god.

It takes the form of a seven thousand metre long, overgenerous zebra.

Jamkanfoss created the Andromeda Galaxy four trillion years ago.

If you believe in Jamkanfoss, it will smite all your enemies.

If you do not believe in Jamkanfoss, it will curse you and those you beget for twenty six billion years.

Jamkanfoss' most sacred site is Polydrosos in Greece.

Jamkanfoss' Holy Commandments

1. Do not dye your hair pink.

2. Never mention grasshopers.

3. Do not chop down trees.

4. Never think about amino acids.

5. Hide from turquoise frogs for they are unholy.