Pasdudwattar is a god.
She takes the form of a very heavy, humorless
salamander.
Pasdudwattar created the Black Eye Galaxy three trillion years ago.
If you believe in
Pasdudwattar, she will celebrate by creating some universes.
If you do not believe in
Pasdudwattar, she will destroy your favourite galaxy.
Pasdudwattar's most sacred site is Maijoma in Mexico.
Pasdudwattar's Holy Commandments1. Always help shrews in need.
2. Cucumbers are unclean and must never pass your lips.
3. Feed all hungry aardvarks.
4. Doors are unholy and should not be erected.
5. Run away from blue birds, for they are unholy.