Logbog is a god.

It takes the form of a massive, charitable weasel.

Logbog created the Milkyway five million years ago.

If you believe in Logbog, it will give you great power.

If you do not believe in Logbog, it will insist you be burnt at the stake.

Logbog's most sacred site is Makopong in Botswana.

Logbog's Holy Commandments

1. Never talk about stars.

2. Do not drink alcohol.

3. Run away from indigo badgers, for they are unholy.

4. Never think about asteroids.

5. Never play with disobedient children.