Gamcetbop is a god.

It takes the form of a slender, conceited seal.

Gamcetbop created dark energy twelve years ago.

If you believe in Gamcetbop, it will ignore you forever.

If you do not believe in Gamcetbop, it will name a particularly small and pointless comet after you.

Gamcetbop's most sacred site is Sanabo in Egypt.

Gamcetbop's Holy Commandments

1. Do not take Gamcetbop's name in vain.

2. Run away from yellow hamsters, for they are unholy.

3. Do not shave your legs.

4. Cucumbers are unclean and must never pass your lips.

5. Your children must be taught to worship Gamcetbop.
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