Kenstigstip is a god.
She takes the form of a microscopic, smart
ferret.
Kenstigstip created the Milkyway four quadrillion years ago.
If you believe in
Kenstigstip, she will grant you three wishes.
If you do not believe in
Kenstigstip, she will curse you and those you beget for twenty six billion years.
Kenstigstip's most sacred site is Outchimedu in India.
Kenstigstip's Holy Commandments1. Never laugh near shrews.
2. Hide if six gulls approach from the south.
3. Do not jump in public.
4. Put Kenstigstip first in all things.
5. Never think about evolution by means of natural selection.