Getfossomin is a god.

She takes the form of an extremely thin, smart hamster.

Getfossomin created the Milkyway two trillion years ago.

If you believe in Getfossomin, she will smite all your enemies.

If you do not believe in Getfossomin, she will jump up and down on your head.

Getfossomin's most sacred site is Sarti in Greece.

Getfossomin's Holy Commandments

1. You must never eat lentils.

2. Potatoes are unclean and must never pass your lips.

3. Do not jump in public.

4. Do not hurt snakes.

5. Always obey Getfossomin's priests.