Sandnakdud Bogfasnarkab is a god.

It takes the form of a gargantuan, witless owl.

Sandnakdud Bogfasnarkab created the Sun three quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Sandnakdud Bogfasnarkab, it will grant all your wishes.

If you do not believe in Sandnakdud Bogfasnarkab, it will say rude things about you at parties.

Sandnakdud Bogfasnarkab's most sacred site is Insel in Germany.

Sandnakdud Bogfasnarkab's Holy Commandments

1. Worship no other gods but Sandnakdud Bogfasnarkab.

2. Always pray in complete darkness.

3. Never wear gray ear rings.

4. Do not covet oxen.

5. Do not drink from vessels made of silver.