Gemsawmif Batdissdon is a god.

It takes the form of a chunky, dishonourable scorpion.

Gemsawmif Batdissdon created a Higgs boson seven trillion years ago.

If you believe in Gemsawmif Batdissdon, it will celebrate by creating some universes.

If you do not believe in Gemsawmif Batdissdon, it will ignore you and hope you go away.

Gemsawmif Batdissdon's most sacred site is Manja in Madagascar.

Gemsawmif Batdissdon's Holy Commandments

1. Never write about the strong nuclear force.

2. Always help sick tapirs.

3. Never go into cyan rooms.

4. Respect your elders.

5. Do not covet oxen.