Nurtmanlogstragyatquatmeg is a god.

It takes the form of an extremely fat, calm warg.

Nurtmanlogstragyatquatmeg created Europe three hundred thousand years ago.

If you believe in Nurtmanlogstragyatquatmeg, it will celebrate by creating some planets.

If you do not believe in Nurtmanlogstragyatquatmeg, it will send two she bears to sort you out.

Nurtmanlogstragyatquatmeg's most sacred site is Zhelaizhai in China.

Nurtmanlogstragyatquatmeg's Holy Commandments

1. Do not drink from vessels made of tin.

2. Erect eight silver sculptures of Nurtmanlogstragyatquatmeg on top of important buildings.

3. Do not covet oxen.

4. Do not speak about parsnips.

5. Do not trade with those who eat spinach.