Tungongunduthivnegsit is a god.

She takes the form of a heavy, generous toad.

Tungongunduthivnegsit created matter three thousand years ago.

If you believe in Tungongunduthivnegsit, she will be very happy.

If you do not believe in Tungongunduthivnegsit, she will turn you into a plant.

Tungongunduthivnegsit's most sacred site is Aguaruto in Mexico.

Tungongunduthivnegsit's Holy Commandments

1. Cucumbers are unclean and must never pass your lips.

2. Always make a point of helping unfortunate mites.

3. Pray towards the west.

4. Erect a large lead sculpture of Tungongunduthivnegsit on top of all buildings.

5. Ponytails are unholy and must not be worn.
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