Vaglapbafsas is a god.

He takes the form of a three thousand metre long, thoughtless dryad.

Vaglapbafsas created viruses five trillion years ago.

If you believe in Vaglapbafsas, he will make you lucky.

If you do not believe in Vaglapbafsas, he will turn you into a sheep.

Vaglapbafsas' most sacred site is Esse in Finland.

Vaglapbafsas' Holy Commandments

1. Never paint your neck gray.

2. Never play with disobedient children.

3. Never write about black holes.

4. Your grandchildren must be taught to worship Vaglapbafsas.

5. Do not commit murder.