Vaglapbafsas is a god.
He takes the form of a three thousand metre long, thoughtless
dryad.
Vaglapbafsas created viruses five trillion years ago.
If you believe in
Vaglapbafsas, he will make you lucky.
If you do not believe in
Vaglapbafsas, he will turn you into a sheep.
Vaglapbafsas' most sacred site is Esse in Finland.
Vaglapbafsas' Holy Commandments1. Never paint your neck gray.
2. Never play with disobedient children.
3. Never write about black holes.
4. Your grandchildren must be taught to worship Vaglapbafsas.
5. Do not commit murder.