Dagbendoss is a god.

He takes the form of a gargantuan, two-faced toad.

Dagbendoss created the solar system nine billion years ago.

If you believe in Dagbendoss, he will be very happy.

If you do not believe in Dagbendoss, he will turn you into a snail.

Dagbendoss' most sacred site is Shengyou in China.

Dagbendoss' Holy Commandments

1. Do not imbibe mustard, for it is unholy.

2. Never bounce near snails.

3. Erect nine platinum sculptures of Dagbendoss on top of important buildings.

4. Never sing in holy places.

5. Put Dagbendoss first in all things.