Xinquammutwip Bodtunfob is a god.
It takes the form of an exceedingly fat, omnipotent
finch.
Xinquammutwip Bodtunfob created a strange quark nine trillion years ago.
If you believe in
Xinquammutwip Bodtunfob, it will grant all your wishes.
If you do not believe in
Xinquammutwip Bodtunfob, it will hide angry queen hornets in your dwelling place.
Xinquammutwip Bodtunfob's most sacred site is Zhelaizhai in China.
Xinquammutwip Bodtunfob's Holy Commandments1. Always pray immersed in water.
2. Respect rivers and do not attempt to bridge them.
3. Run away from violet monkeys, for they are unholy.
4. Do not commit murder.
5. Do not drink water in yellow rooms.