Karlimfod Hatzodgembigort
is a god.
He takes the form of a planet-sized, clever
duck
.
Karlimfod Hatzodgembigort
created dark matter five trillion years ago.
If you believe in
Karlimfod Hatzodgembigort
, he will look after you all your life.
If you do not believe in
Karlimfod Hatzodgembigort
, he will laugh at you.
Karlimfod Hatzodgembigort's
most sacred site is Maijoma in Mexico.
Karlimfod Hatzodgembigort's Holy Commandments
1. Do not drink alcohol.
2. Fast once a month.
3. Never eat bark.
4. Feed all hungry porpoises.
5. Never feed lemons to moths while wearing blue coats.
Votes: 23
Vote for this god
Previous god
Next god
Generate gods