Pakpanfad is a god.

It takes the form of a huge, egotistical meerkat.

Pakpanfad created an electron four thousand years ago.

If you believe in Pakpanfad, it will approve.

If you do not believe in Pakpanfad, it will destroy your home galaxy.

Pakpanfad's most sacred site is Wukan in China.

Pakpanfad's Holy Commandments

1. Do not make images of living things.

2. Pakpanfad loves foxes, so they must be honoured.

3. Never eat peanuts.

4. Worship no other gods but Pakpanfad.

5. Doors are unholy and should not be erected.