Watingbut is a god.

She takes the form of a slender, thoughtless swallow.

Watingbut created the solar system seven quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Watingbut, she will celebrate by creating some planets.

If you do not believe in Watingbut, she will hide angry, venomous snakes in your dwelling place.

Watingbut's most sacred site is Auvillar in France.

Watingbut's Holy Commandments

1. Never write about nebulae.

2. Treat sacred texts with the utmost of respect.

3. Never talk about amino acids.

4. Never think about the strong nuclear force.

5. Fast once a month.