Pidtagdum is a god.

He takes the form of a very small, selfish wolf.

Pidtagdum created dark energy seven thousand years ago.

If you believe in Pidtagdum, he will visit you to thank you.

If you do not believe in Pidtagdum, he will turn you into a goat.

Pidtagdum's most sacred site is Leps in Germany.

Pidtagdum's Holy Commandments

1. Never feed wheat to goats while wearing indigo rings.

2. Never think about comets.

3. Run away from violet whales, for they are unholy.

4. Always make a point of helping unfortunate gulls.

5. Permit no heathen within the settlement walls.