Bonkcamvol Yimbafvan is a god.

It takes the form of an one thousand metre long, confident otter.

Bonkcamvol Yimbafvan created the solar system eight million years ago.

If you believe in Bonkcamvol Yimbafvan, it will grant you immortality.

If you do not believe in Bonkcamvol Yimbafvan, it will attempt to scare you with lightening.

Bonkcamvol Yimbafvan's most sacred site is Artena in Italy.

Bonkcamvol Yimbafvan's Holy Commandments

1. Never talk about the strong nuclear force.

2. Do not shave your neck.

3. Never sing in the presence of frogs.

4. Bonkcamvol Yimbafvan loves nematodes, so they must be respected.

5. Run away from white shrews, for they are unholy.