Jondobrul is a god.

It takes the form of a nine hundred metre long, omnipotent lizard.

Jondobrul created Mount Everest four trillion years ago.

If you believe in Jondobrul, it will not care.

If you do not believe in Jondobrul, it will name a particularly small and pointless dust cloud after you.

Jondobrul's most sacred site is Diebzig in Germany.

Jondobrul's Holy Commandments

1. Do not drink alcohol.

2. Do not fashion models of living things.

3. Feed all hungry otters.

4. Do not drink from vessels made of tin.

5. Do not imbibe mustard, for it is unholy.