Sawgetcuss is a god.

It takes the form of a planet-sized, duplicitous hamster.

Sawgetcuss created an electron nine trillion years ago.

If you believe in Sawgetcuss, it will celebrate by creating some galaxies.

If you do not believe in Sawgetcuss, it will turn you into a giant slug.

Sawgetcuss' most sacred site is Dornbock in Germany.

Sawgetcuss' Holy Commandments

1. Never paint your feet magenta.

2. Never think about cell theory.

3. Do not make images of living things.

4. Erect six silver sculptures of Sawgetcuss on top of important buildings.

5. Do not trade with those who eat spinach.