Viltenmis is a god.

She takes the form of a three thousand metre long, grumpy owl.

Viltenmis created the Virgo Supercluster six million years ago.

If you believe in Viltenmis, she will grant all your wishes.

If you do not believe in Viltenmis, she will turn you into a small brown duck.

Viltenmis' most sacred site is Manna in Greece.

Viltenmis' Holy Commandments

1. Walk at least three thousand metres per day.

2. Retreat if eight otters approach from the south.

3. Do not dye your hair green.

4. Do not wear black clothing.

5. You must pray to Viltenmis nine times a day.